i have been emailing complaints to restaurants, police offices, colleges, high schools - for years! why isn't my site famous?

the rhymes don't suck now, can't get discovered
this whole world says "junk" or "dim-witted dunder"

'scover me, 'nough with hate, discover me
well, i'm looking for the one or two who'll
just give in and 'scover me

now, contract to name me dude who's pen will psyche the
dopes seen in the bar, getting hard from guys' butts
'scover me, love my songs, discover me
aw, i'm looking for the one or two who'll
shun the libs and 'scover me

now i await first-prize award - i'm half-queer, "gay pride" is showin'
learn that gay guys bone man's brawn, pride ain't showin' - that man is lost

this whole world is out there, just righting gay wrongs
i've seen enough, i so wanna beat them in song
'scover me, love my wit, discover me
i'm looking for the one or two who'll
love my wit and 'scover me

now i await first-prize award - i can hear, the guys been throwing
words at my life, most catcall - i ain't no one 'round here no more

this whole world is out there, just righting gay wrongs
i've seen enough, i so wanna beat them in song
'scover me, wrap your head around the crux of me
well, i'm looking for the one or two who'll
love the shit i'm gonna sing
oh, i'm looking for the one or two who'll
love my wit and 'scover me
yeah, i'm looking the one who's moved to
understand the crux of me
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