i ran my hand down my stomach and it's not totally lean, it jiggled.

"damn," i thought.

* editor's note: freedom williams' six-pack was in c&c music factory videos

this bloat, sure's hell always makes me wanna think "damn"
untoned abs will always make me wanna scream "damn"
what's the matter, sure's hell always thinking "more sit-ups"
it's no hard abs, the tone's not been breaking out
i've got all these freedom williams pics

well, all my life i knew if i strived i could match "free will"
it's taking much time, no washboard on this guy - though i am thin still

swim lots, burn cals, don't know where they're coming from, damn
can't eat man-meals, couldn't be a burger-man, damn
what's the matter, sure's hell always thinking time's the crux
this old man spends a long time swimming, dear
you can't see my stomach as washboard

well, all my life i knew if i strived i could match "free will"
it's taking much time, no washboard on this guy - though i am thin still

and my stomach's no board
yeah, my stomach's no board
with a stomach-washboard, i'll praise each day of life

this bloat's now flat tire on my belly, say damn
it's unbig, but don't forget i want it lean, damn
what's the matter, sure's hell always think some mo' sit-ups
it won't start to fade, try aerobics man
i should now be breathing hard, i guess

well, all my life i knew if i strived i could match "free will"
it's taking much time, no washboard on this guy - though i am thin still
well, all my life i knew if i strived i could match "free will"
it's taking much time, no washboard on this guy - though i am thin still

and still my stomach's no board
yeah, my stomach's no board
with a stomach-washboard, i'll praise each day of life
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