on all of my flash advertisements, you hear fran fine's laugh while looking at a ridiculous image.
(females flexing their unmuscled arms for a sense of...masculine identity?)
(gay "men" searching masculine bodies for a sense of...masculine identity?)

the dolphins cry, the nanny's laugh

the way you praise mens' lives reminds me of that time
god made eve out of just a bone borrowed from one
man, like a second-place or just a second-rate
a helpless womb, yes, she is awed at the dudes lifting
for all time, she is slight - oh, men have mighty lives
what's the placebo, what's she need? tough lady...

tongue-in-cheek tough, that's right
tongue-in-cheek tough, females lead us
can you hear the nanny fine?
hear her nose laugh just to teach us
it isn't there, the females' might
what misleads us? equal'ty does

no man who bleeds for men has righteous gender-sense
guys with a wiener, nothing deep
did i speak of gays with brains that fog's surrounding
can't wrap their heads around things
all they can do is try to please mens' wienies
so that's why the dweebs go together

tongue-in-cheek stud's all slight
tongue-in-cheek stud, he's no real one
can you hear the nanny fine?
hear her nose laugh just to teach us
it isn't there, the real man's mind
what misleads us? equal'ty does

life, it might confuse your heart with those fags and wombs as stars
if you only trust their utter...ance, just negate your mind
females strong as queers are proud
the queerest pride is something that's loud
so all queers are, are posers...posers

tongue-in-cheek studs, that's life
tongue-in-cheek tough, females lead us
can you hear the nanny fine?
hear her nose laugh just to teach us
it is the man's esteem they'd like
but they're queer ones, feministas

life, it might confuse your heart with those fags and wombs as stars
if you only trust their utter...ance, just negate your mind
females strong as queers are proud
the queerest pride is something that's loud
so all queers are, are posers...posers...posers...posers

tongue-in-cheek studs, that's life
tongue-in-cheek tough, females lead us
can you hear the nanny fine?
hear her nose laugh just to teach us
it is the man's esteem they'd like
but they're queer ones, feministas
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