"youngin' seekin' humpin" is the craigslist ad i just made (with mention of my site in the ad). it seemed to me like the "youngin" would be turning around for his humpin. "turn arouuuuuund" came to mind.

jeez, if thoughts running through my mind are any indication, this one's for the other pool clerk. my name is not susan, and his name is not jason. jason was "the longest time" last year. i think his name is mike, i could be wrong.

turn around - every now and then i'm just a little man, boney, adolescence had me riled
turn around - every now and then i get a little bit tired of listening to the doubt of those years
turn around - every now and then i get a little bit thirsty for the men with brawn - i fear i'm no guy
turn around - every now and then i get a little bit saddened by real men, i need a dude in my life

turn around, slight guy, men will now amend what haunts your heart
turn around, slight guy, let them pound your rectum with their cocks

turn around - every now and then i catch a little of chest hair underneath his collar white
turn around - every now and then i catch a bit of his chest hair and my pride it dies, and i'm in his awe
turn around - every now and then i get a little bit angry cuz my growth did not put chest hair on mine
turn around - every now and then i get a little bit saddened by real men, i need a dude in my life

turn around, slight guy, get around real men and calm your heart
turn around, slight guy, let me pound your rectum with my cock

well, i need to grow, big guy - and i'll beam with awe forever - and if you'll only hold me tight
i'll be boning not for pleasure, cuz you're always the greatness in life and your chest is so strong
i'm better when we're naked - screwed by men, my behind -
your cum will psyche the man inside me, form stronger pride
i don't know what to do when i don't much want your cock
we're living in the downtown - yes, get dressed, my lord god
i really need you in life, i'll send if you'll just start to write - i'll send something that starts "to mike"

once upon a time, i was knee-deep in lust, but now i'm only talking from heart
the hunks at alpine pools, they're so the image of my heart
once jason was fine, by his side there stood mike
and how i won't be loving their brawn
what's he have to say, the gold on their ring fingers talk

turn around, every now and then i know you'll never be so void to bone or heart a dude's being
turn around, every now and then i know your own gayness is thwarted by the bond that breeds a justified man
turn around, every now and then i know there's no cum in your booty, you're no faggot and you're fucking the womb
turn around, every now and then i know you're something so much better, and fucking that guy just wouldn't do

turn around, slight guy
turn around, slight guy

well, i need to grow, big guy - and i'll beam with awe forever - and if you'll only hold me tight
i'll be boning not for pleasure, cuz you're always the greatness in life and your chest is so strong
i'm better when we're naked - screwed by men, my behind -
your cum will psyche the man inside me, form stronger pride
i don't know what to do when i don't much want your cock
we're living in the downtown - yes, get dressed, my lord god
i really need you in life, i'll send if you'll just start to write - i'll send something that starts "to mike"

once upon a time, i was knee-deep in lust, but now i'm only talking from heart
the hunks at alpine pools, they're so the image of my heart
once jason was fine, by his side there stood mike
and how i won't be loving their brawn
what's he have to say, the gold on their ring fingers talk
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