after seeing my behind wiggle endlessly after i punched it, i thought to myself, "how do i make it not jiggle". i've thought "how do i" many times in the past, it's not often the question i was thinking could merge nicely with boyz ii men.

how do i shave my thighs and butt of fat?
i could slice away the fat with bariats...* bariatric surgery
i thought i'd get my rear-end better just leg-pressing all those weights
it's not hard, i shake and find glutes with no shape

it won't show, where's the tone? i'm going to weep
all i know is, man, i build the muscles and glutes
this depression leads to scars, oh, i've hoped that my scars would fade
it's not hard, i shake and find glutes with no shape

and my days of weeping endlessly won't leave me cuz i have so much shame
it's not hard, i shake and find glutes with no shape

and you say i need some self-esteem, i need my behind having some shape
it's not hard, i shake and find glutes with no shape
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