in 1998, when i was at the psyche ward at tennessee christian medical center (a fake suicide attempt was my only getaway from continuing with who i call the bastard of nashville), i had a really manly man in the room that my bathroom connected to. i snuck into his room at night and kneeled by the bed to lift the covers and gawk at the manly body that only underpants covered. i didn't touch him, but if i did then maybe he'd have been singing "i can feel him coming in my bare behind".

if he was tied down to the bed and drugged up on psychotics...as i write this, i am thinking of the video/lyrics for "one" by metallica.

i can feel him cumming in my bare behind, oh lord
and i'm sedated so i won't ev...er start a fight, oh lord
can it be that someone else ain't here tonight? oh lord...oh lord

well, the dudes told me i was rowdy - they should not even care
i've been away from all patients for i don't know how long, oh i am scared
one guy lusts bear-men, i saw what he did - i saw him lick my bone last night
and i don't like what he did - but stoned on prescripts, i'm always unsound to fight

and i can feel him cumming in my bare behind, oh lord
and i'm sedated so i won't ev..er start a fight, oh lord
can it be that someone else ain't here tonight? oh lord...oh lord

well, i remember - i remember tim curry - how could i be stuck with him?
it's my birthright, an ass tight as het'ro men
and i know he works at night to feed his kind of lust - blow dudes who won't speak
and the hurt of my hole's penetration's so - it's so painful, but who can scream?

i can feel him cumming in my bare behind, oh lord
and i'm sedated so i won't ev..er start a fight, oh lord
i can't b'lieve that no one's here tonight...oh lord...oh lord
and i'm sedated so i won't ev..er start a fight, oh lord
SONG PARODY 1999-2001   2004   2005   2006   2007   2008   2009   2010   2011   2012   2013   2014   2015   2017

check out my site, www.jaggedlittledyl.com , unless you're there now