after two years and after the heat being turned up by "the donald," the white house-negro finally produced a birth certificate.

"i still believe" that he'd have ended the "silliness" when it first started...if he didn't have something to hide.

you would just decry as racist, our goal to know...your life
you spoke of crazed repubs, you did not fetch the card
so after all this time, two years past, i shouldn't feel allayed
and i'm guessing that something has just been made

i still believe the place you're conceived
will find yourself not president
i half-believe some thang isn't real
hawaii's, well, a load of shit

these days, guys can buy license and coors is boys' friday nights
i know that lies buy lots of sexy times
when there's no spark of hope to live like that, lie so it's in your hands
it's worth your million-earnings, your cash can change your past

oh oh oh oh oh oh, i need to say it
i still believe that you can be from kenya, oh oh oh
if we can reach the moon, one birth certificate
can be unrolled and become something else

i still believe the place you're conceived
will find yourself not president
i half-believe you're a fink
hawaii's, well, a load of shit
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