i may have cried so much when simon died, because i was crying for the death of his brothers who are alive and well. i don't know if simon's high blood sugar/pancreatitis/kidney failure was my fault, doctors say no while warning labels on bug-killers say possibly - but "i wish i felt nothing" is not just a wallflowers' song. i don't think i'm going to feel anything when alvin and theodore die. i have actually wished that they would die soon. i love them, but my "gang of three" is no longer - and they were a package deal.

i guess i resent the living dogs, for the sake of simon. i guess it's between a parody of "how many times can i say i'm sorry" about having resentment towards the two - and "i wish i felt nothing" as "i wish i felt something" about feeling indifference if the other two would die. i'll go with the latter.

say when you're alone it's better, you're no puppy's owner
with no dogs in bed, it's better cuz no puppy needs you
well, you've turned your back on two dogs that you've forever had
cuz your heart's been cracked, the death of one's sent you to hell and back

will eyes be moist when they die, his brothers?
will i wish i'd feel something when they've died, no tears seen from me
cries for him were used

i've lost my three beaners - just one ain't here, though - don't the two count?
well, it's just no use - the thought of my boo pushes me down
simon's loss has me stung, need three near me or it's wrong
maybe i won't feel complete to know that a puppy is missing

will eyes be moist when they die, his brothers?
will i wish i'd feel something when they've died, no tears seen from me
cries for him were used

well, i know you believe that you can't be with two dogs here
but the worst you can do is treat them like you really don't care

will eyes be moist when they die, his brothers?
will i wish i'd feel something when they've died, no tears seen from me
cries for him were used
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