while reclining on my mattress and typing on my computer, while standing and watching my friend play slots at the casino, while standing in line for a sandwich...i flex my buttocks.

keep on flexing, i want a real man's backside
thick cock, i have nothing that great
behinds built-up earn praise
why don't people choose to exercise all day?

keep on flexing, get rock-hard
keep on flexing, keep on flexing
keep on flexing that bod, oh
keep on flexing

it's our time - why not shape some tight thighs with rear-end strength?
wasting our lives might rightly say stellar ain't the color of our ways

my pride's myself, i'm so loved - i'm so the guy i surely want
men i'll see in my life, i might want laid
yellow 'round the buff guys, call me gay

keep on flexing, keep on flexing that bod
keep on flexing, get rock-hard
(like real man's backside)
keep on flexing - thick cocks, i have nothing that great
keep on flexing, my pride is muscles made

keep on flexing - don't stop, no!
keep on flexing, keep on flexing
keep on flexing that bod, oh!
keep on flexing

i know behinds i have praised, brawny butts so get my bone raised
flexing brings tone like lady-weights get defined the muscles on the babes
flexing rules

my pride's myself, i'm so loved - i'm so the guy i surely want
well, i'm seeing backside - i like its shape - stellar is the butt that i have made

keep on flexing...
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