i've been saying this title to myself for a while. today in wal-mart, i was doing it again and came up with the next line ("if the womb could achieve") and i had to do the whole song.

if the womb was a cock, she'd be stickin' it to him
if the womb could achieve, she'd be giving the bruise
when the womb is on top, the hung man still screws her
so the womb is no cock, it's submitting for dude's firm willie to shoot sperm

how she wants mens' esteem (she can pretend that she's no jealous fiend)
but there's nothing she's got (she's no 'stosterone for clout)
she craves the strongman's girth (of her shoulders, nothing's looking broad)
if the womb was a cock, she'd be stickin' it to him, livin' to screw him

i'd say her values are corrupted, cuz she so wants a change
and one day she's satisfied, and the next she spites mens' lives and
she cusses being a dame

if the womb was a cock, she'd be stickin' it to him
if the womb didn't bleed, where's the hint to produce?
when the womb is on top, she's the man cuz truth hurts
if the womb was a cock, would free milk spill from boobs or is it the dude's turn?

some have a child then turn sharp from the life
that their god names good and right
breastfeed no one, her glands will never leak an ounce for child
she'll nurture child when pigs could fly

no men bringin' diamonds, she is really hateful and she spites guys' lives
she wants so many compensations to vow equalness
don't shove her or blunder her pride

if the womb was a cock, she'd be stickin' it to him
if the womb could achieve, she'd be givin' the bruise
when the womb is on top, she's the man cuz truth hurts
if the boobs were on pop, he'd be giving his new birth sips when his boobs squirt

how she wants strength of he (she can pretend that she's no jealous fiend)
but she just is a mom (she's no 'stosterone for clout)
she craves the strongman's girth (of her shoulders, nothing's looking broad)
if the womb was a cock, she'd be stickin' it to him, livin' to screw him

she'd be livin' to screw him, she'd be givin' the bruise, she's the man cuz truth hurts
woooooombs wish they had dudes' big arms
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