i don't know how this one came to me. maybe i was thinking of my "leaky woman" parody of "pretty woman".

leaky vaginas, squirtin' mammaries
funny how you've managed to reign supreme
who slights the army - men or ladies when
lifting things and running's required less

i say guys are mighty - how are you, babe?
nothing brawny, leaky breasts and cunt
some great guys have learned to quiet their brute ways
keep down their nuts

leaky vaginas, moody at your best
wonder how you manage to make a friend
bleed out each month

leaky vagina, dairy at your breasts
listen to the voices - make some kids from sex

you say man's a goon who never gets it
men say your self-hating is because
you're the kind who's body isn't threat'ning
bleeds out each month

leaky vaginas, squirtin' mammaries
funny how you've managed to reign supreme
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