in the middle of the day, i put some shampoo on my "Verythick" dildo and sat on it. ouch. it reminded me of sitting on a "nosothick" dick north of philadelphia, street road or maybe penndel area, when i jumped up off of it with a scream.

ps, from the last line of the last verse...i had my edge shaving gel can up my ass while i was lying on my bed in my jeans. oh, also as i write this line. it feels different, squeezing and tightening my glutes. ew, i think i just felt a drip. oh, maybe that was just the bottom of the can hitting my inner leg. this really feels (dare i say) good. now, i know that no man has a dong this wide...i think i have to go to the bathroom.

how i screamed to be the asshole you'd fuck today
hurt my hole, your girth said i won't scream much, but hell
when you stared at me and your bone laid me, the pain
showed me that i need whore-sized rectum, baby

i ain't gonna be moaning no more
i just want my asshole way too big
i don't want a lover humping as i hurt
just a butt to swallow hard, wide dicks

i don't wanna feel cranky no more
your bone, my good rectum has to fit
so when i'm yelling as i'm humping boners-faux
i ain't gonna be moaning at your schlong

how i'm hard for the men whose hard-ons hump the men
open up my cheeks - try to do your worst, and
when you see i'm pleased with your dong up me
learn what you screw in me ain't anything
when i've laid everything just to get loose ass for men
i can't feel their size

i don't wanna be moaning no more
i just got my asshole way too big
i don't want a lover humping as i hurt
i've a butt to swallow hard, wide dicks

i don't wanna feel pain in back-door
your bone, my good rectum has to fit
and when i'm yelling as i'm humping boner-faux
i ain't gonna be moaning at your schlong

once if my butt took in dudes
once the dude would push, i'd scream
what if i could hold two dildos, see me croon my self-esteem
what if i would practice, my butt could be your bitch-pussy
what if i laid all the sizes, i'm the gay who'd have the wide dudes

i ain't gonna be moaning no more
i may someday have to pay for this
i don't want my butt a-dumping on the floor
something butts are armed with, all that shit

i don't wanna leak, bang me no more
your bone, i should never have again
so when i tell you that i love you, don't be horned
i just want my rear holding every log
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