after humping the bed, i thought about if humping a real person would make it better. i didn't think this until now, but sex is better when it's dry (no poop or body fluids).

i can't realize ass-pounding as "da bomb," it reeks so strong
it is no pride, the stuff that's gay - straight's just as wrong
i don't care where my flow's unloaded from my tool
i don't care, masturbating just saves me from poo

"come on, get sucked," you say to me like jerking off is lame
i want no lovers, oh this lust, it rubs me the wrong way
oh, yeah...and my bo...ner don't care what i do
it don't care, masturbating's the same ending too

i don't care if your sex is like kutcher ashton's
i don't care, cuz your rectum might be so brown
all i want is to get my life together,
all i want is to get no psyches from nude bods

to be around dudes is vogue, i'm complete and better (thank dudes)
i was dating, striving for sight just to understand his gender
i don't care that my bo...ner don't care where it pukes
i don't care and i'm hating the gays who have to

i don't care where my flow's unloaded from my tool
i don't care, masturbating just saves me from poo
the same ending, too
don't you hate the gays who
have to mate to feel cool?
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