thinking about simon, i thought that my home was incomplete with only alvin and theodore being here. "you're my home," i thought.

i don't know if his pancreas went bad because he sniffed the bleach/water mixture i sprayed when they'd pee on furniture. or because of the bug-spray i sprayed in my room. maybe he licked the floor after i sprayed the bugs. or licked his paws after he walked in the residue. the bottom line is that he depended on me to keep him happy and safe...and i let him down.

simon has been in my room since i moved here, now he's gone and though his brothers are here...it's not the same.

when i look into four eyes and i dream for days of six that i had known
it never comes as a surprise when i think some guilt came-to when simon croaked
well, i never had a spray for flying crawlers - yes, i know
but now i spy some bugs inside my home

well i guess you're really dead, and i yelled but never seemed to revive life
who prayed to his god to stall the death of my puppy, see me bawl throughout the night
well i'll never be a danger to the friends who are my dogs
i'll never be the sprayer anymo'

home has been so extra-great with my guys - with their antics, surely i'm renewed
i will not forgive the man who poisoned home and just left brothers 1 and 2

well, i never had a spray for flying crawlers - yes, i know
but now i spy some bugs inside my home

if i cannot, all my life, get much better - keep me watched and keep me down
as long as i have two by my side, they need food and love - my good dogs keep me sound
for my castle, for my cabin and the king-sized bed i know -
doggies soon make my house into my home

you're my home
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