in honor of facebook and the "social networking" sites
in honor of bars and everyone's desire to "meet new people"
it must not be much of an interesting life or "status," if you always take time away from it for "updates"

"how many facebook friends do you have," it's almost as ridiculous as G.I. TAMPAX who's "always prepared"

(for years, i thought miss chapman was singing "give me one reason to steal" - her "stay here" is slurred

give me some people to change me, i'm a burned old down-and-out
give me some people to praise me, i can't learn esteem without
and i don't wanna be alone here, who's gonna change my state-of-mind
taking a lot of drugs sure ain't my tone, it ain't my style
who knows if mind's altered with all my friends online
you can't call me "facebook user," oh i may be high
you've nothing on me

give me some people to change me - online, sure i'm tantamount
give me some people to make me some guy worth a half-a-shout
and i don't wanna feel so lonely, who's gonna change my state-of-mind

i don't want no one to see me shamed or hating my own life
i don't want no one a-thinking theirs' is way more great than mine
i just want someone to know this - know i've hundred friends online

i do not want them drugs toooooooo get a bit of self-esteem
i guess i do just want some love tooooo show, to give me some esteem
cuz i do show i've no greatness abound...ing with the self that's been bequeathed

give me some people to change me, help, i'm a burned old down-and-out
give me some people to praise me, no, can't learn esteem without
cuz i don't wanna be unknown here, ooh, with my facebook page i'm fine

facebook will give me some people, oh, give me one hundreeed for pride
facebook will give me esteem and, oh, give me some esteem tonight
guess i won't be glad enough to find self-praise without your praise
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