hmn, it's july 4th - let's get high

i saw you at the bowling alley last night. i saw you at the movies the night before. and at the big forth of july function. you must use a lot of gasoline just to keep yourself occupied when you're not at your place of employment.

(i borrowed the first line from an earlier "semi-charmed" parody, just to get me started)

fudge-packed up my hole and it's wild when his dick is so swollen
his beef in me, ecstacy is reached - cocaine, some hero'ne, opi-(a)-um
he's aroused and he knows aphrodi
when we need a smile without drugs, we'll use
forever someone online, do something social too
need to smile, cuz the home's too much "blah" when it isn't packed with my crew
ev'ry week, we're dudes - ties and loafers where we work
got another life on the social-type networks
come on, i don't leave my brain amazed - i get my amazement other ways

i want drugs or friends to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life
baby, baby, i want drugs or friends - i'm not living when my brain's not high

i psyche for so...cial networks, i love taking sips of it through my nose
and i live high, should give back the drugs, hey, damn their smiles -
all the little reprobates proving crystal meth isn't the crux of feeling great
i won't stop, i won't come down, i'm too boss and i sniff cuz this is a-getting me off
and when i'm bumped up, facebook's the hit that i am given and i'm bumped again
and the bump is friends, my friends
how do i get back there to the place where i didn't need this high, dude?
how do i get myself back to the way i was then?

i want drugs or friends to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life
baby, baby, i want drugs or friends - i'm not living when my brain is high

i believe that a man don't need no coke or things to relieve his unworthy feelings
i believe girls use facebook, sure, for the whores' lives to be justified
when i don't use, i really am alive - i actually call life "all right"
and when the facebook's quit and "friends" aren't a-nagging
when ev'ry twit tweets nothing to me, i see my life
and how i'm loving my true true life - those facebooking fairies need help, i guess
or the tweets, yes, i must profess - those little text-fairies, their status is
like nothing's on their little brains now, so announce it cuz how they're hoping for some glory,
this is all that they wanna prove: "i'm a big girl now"
heal yourself in the head and come on down, come here - get out of your cloud
and why you advertise life? you are a flawed man wanting noteriot...
your drugs get you alright inside

and i want drugs or friends to get me through this life
baby, i want something else...not living when my brain ain't high
i spite...my life...get high!

i psyche for so...cial networks, i love taking sips of it through my nose
and i live high, should give back the drugs, hey, damn it
i'm awaiting soon to start to die

i want drugs or friends
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