this on was inspired by my using manhunt - i can't put my url on my self-pics, but i am usually on there in case anyone who's seen me around wants to chat. nobody ever does, well, nobody that is familiar-looking. so i usually just don't say anything, my mama told me never to talk to strangers or people i've never seen before.

the reason i'd rather masturbate than get sexual with anyone is spoken at the end of the song: "it's so real...it is real". i don't want poo on my dick, i don't want my poo on anyone i wanna impress, i don't want cum in my mouth, i don't wanna smell anything human - it's too real. it is real. i have to do matchbox 20's "you're so real" one of these days.

i'll always remember glenn beck speaking of cabaret and of the "weimar republic" and of how people turned to sex when life was...just blah. i can picture this song being performed in the darkly-lit and overtly-sexual "kit kat club".

sex addicts, the wanters of dudes - drugs plenty, so many to use in life
big pride, live high, big life
sex addicts, the world of sex-fiends - it's guy-fun, it's cock-lust we need
men sucked, men fucked, men love this lust

now, with drugs, sex gives more thrill - but thrill of lust can give a high
and if it's a guy that your world wants, then yearn for a guy - try one tonight
how i lust for gays, will i want bone tonight - i've got needs that dudes satisfy
oh, sex can be paid for - get a thrill granted by fifty green rectankles (rectangles)
real nice!

sex addicts, the wanters of dudes - drugs plenty, so many to use in life
big pride, live high, big life
sex addicts, the wanters of dudes - i must tell them slight men suck dudes
it's just a crutch, not much in-touch

oh, oh, sure - dudes look so good to me, they're fine
and oh, oh, sure - i'd give all but my right ear, get hot gay times
i just don't feel nifty when i dream to suck dick, see?
cuz how i can feel the mental-dizzy when men can earn my psyches

oh, sure, i will ever be an addict - but to get...off, i'll just take and jack it
real nice!

sex addicts, the wanters of dudes - drugs plenty, so many to use in life
big pride, live high, big life

i'm just pickin' all apart my lust,
needing to scorn lovers a-feeling ecstasy when the men are in their reach

now there is a lot of talking for the rest of the song - i'm not being lazy choosing not to tackle it, i just don't like doing what i do with rhythmless speech. surely, you can understand. ooh, i should do whitney houston's "my name is not susan" as "my name is not shirley" in memory of leslie nielsen and airplane!.
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