the cable modem was out, i had nothing to do and i didn't wanna go anywhere - and i had two parody ideas, "girls, girls, girls" ridiculing wombn and "turn the beat around" about my parodies - but i had no internet connection to pull up the lyrics. i had "girls girls girls" on mp3, but i can't understand the first verse.

so, i pulled up naked manpics on my pc and then put them away. i turned on the talk radio station, but a baseball game was on, so i took down my underpants and started humping the mattress. i finished and thought, "i wish i wasn't so easily excited" and "i wish i had something else to do" and "i wish i wasn't so delusional looking at naked men". and then i thought that i should do the song.

i remember when colleen was imitating whitney's "i don't know why i like it...i just do," she was explaining that you had to almost growl out the "i just do".
paul used to imitate her, too, he said "i don't know why i like it, i just like it".

i don't know why i'm like this...yes i do...

i've been feeling so oddly beside my peers,
i need a role, a dad to find myself
living in a world of fantasy, guys are quick to sex-up the men
i've been praising all the toned athletes in life
i just gotta praise mens' beings, oooh!
my cock shot up and i'm boning good men - yes, i'm justified too

i remember the days when i'm young
i wished i fit in, guys were so tough

i get so emotional, baby, every time i see a dude
i get so delusional, baby, ain't it mocking what i've come to?
ain't it mocking the life i'd choose? gay is mocking the strife of youth

i wanna watch your brawn stripping, ooh baby!
what's your cock all about? ooh, ooh!
i like your manly bod, makes me swoon,
and for your cock, i'll just open mouth

oh, i remember the days when i'm unsufficient,
give me guys to hold, cuz

i get so emotional, baby, every time i see a dude
i get so delusional, baby, ain't it mocking what i've come to?
i get so emotional, baby, every guy i see is cool
i get so delusional, baby, ain't it mocking what i've come to?
ain't it mocking the life i'd choose? gay is mocking the strife of youth

oh, i remember the days when i'm unsufficient,
give me guys to hold, cuz

i get so delusional, baby...
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