i was chatting with someone on manhunt, as follow-up to my initial cut-and-pasted ad, telling him how i just got out of the shower with a dildo up my ass. i was thinking to myself later i know why i praise men.

i got george michael's listen without prejudice - i don't remember when, but the first single "freedom" came out while i was in the hospital, oh, i just was researching online, "praying for time" was the first single, i guess i knew that, but i seem to remember the video for "freedom" being played on my little tv in the hospital. i guess not, it says that the song was released in december. i came home just before halloween, i guess it was at home when i was watching "freedom '90" on mtv.

listen without prejudice was nearly my favorite cd for years.

if you've got something to praise, why don't you face it?
if you're hot humping the kings, why don't you see you're a queen?
gays have a way to mask their lameness
they're moving further from reason, they're groping for some self-esteem

but i have no need for untruths, cuz i don't justify my pride
and i so can see all the questions guys go and leave on my mind
i'm psyched and i'm slight man 'round dudes

to all the gays who man-praise, don't tell me you have man-esteem
you're always number 2, dude, would you please man-up? please?
i love to see bill's hung tool, but biceps are why my sex is queer

and i have no need for untruths, cuz i won't compensate my pride
and i'm no liar, i'm all a question when faced with dudes and naked thighs
i'm psyched and i'm slight man, i like men - i'm slight man

when i loved manly worship, i mostly just looked unproud
then something moved when i mocked that doubt
i grew and i watched myself when i got hard and aroused
and one fine day, it all came down like i had

if you've got something to praise, why don't you face it?
if you're hot humping the kings, why don't you see you're a queen?
gays have a way to mask their lameness
if we've got stuff like a brain, why don't we change it?
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