i used to have a hump in my nose-bone, after the car wreck i got an operation for my "deviated septum" and my nose became almost like michael jackson's. ha. if i could go back, i would not have asked to augment my nose.

the man at kinko's who reminds me of crispin glover in willard - i love his nose. it's so pronounced - it doesn't stick out and make him look like steve martin in roxanne, it just makes me say "whadda man, whadda man, whadda man, whadda mighty good man".

i hear a voice in my mind, i'm told we'd make a spark
mem'ries, though, hurt me through years - been a dolt
i'm just too scared to talk

getting friendy, a burn is realized
can't say a thing without stumbling, stay quiet

how do you talk to a stranger
how do you know he won't be laughing hard
how do you stop feeling wayward
i like seeing myself as no retard

tonight i'll be asleep on bed, cuz i can't seem to make a friend

getting friendly, a burn is realized
can't say a thing to rouse-up social ties

how do you talk to a stranger
how do you know you won't speak hairbrained talk
how do you stop feeling wayward
online, i can hit 'send' - no daunting thoughts

how do you talk to a stranger
how do you know you won't speak careless talk
how do you stop feeling wayward
my mind's crying out "help, i'm falling hard"

how do you talk to a stranger
how do you know he won't be laughing hard
how do you stop feeling wayward
i like seeing myself as no retard
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