people just love to play with words - that is not a song by the police, but by men at work. i thought it was the police. i think i'd have to credit the phantom tollbooth by norton juster, or my mom the writer.

i change no tunes or rhyth-a-mics, i change an a or oo
didn't know sounds offered much, but with rhyme they're cool
to the beat, i will bring rhyming sass to the past hit tunes
shucks, it makes me cheer when i play with ears - rhyming since youth

like a wordsmith, something i get is word-pride
like a wordsmith, and i've got a rel'vant mind

gonna lift your songs and run, boy, i need to praise my past
remaking the songs from youth, i don't need much a band
words are fine when they rhyme, take your songs and i'll change them so
once i've fucked their sounds, yeah, they're nothing 'bout
what was there before

like a wordsmith, something i get is word-pride
like a wordsmith, and i've got a rel'vant mind

oh, oh, oh, oh...

words are fine when they rhyme
rhyme your songs with my sexy mind
and it makes me cheer when i play with ears
while fucking your mind

like a wordsmith, something i get is word-pride
like a wordsmith, and i've got a rel'vant mind
like a wordsmith, ooh ooh, i'm a wordsmith
feels so good to rhyme when i'm mopey
cuz my heart leaps...then i love me

oh ohhhhh oh, oh oh oh ohhh ohhh, ohhh ohhh yeah
ooh, baby, can't you see my heart leap when i get some word-pride?
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