...play, gay "boi," play...

back in the mid 90s, when i would meet gays from the "philly gay live network," i remember one i visited
who said he wouldn't know how to keep himself occupied if he was in a jobless situation like mine.

hello, it's me again
so, you know it's hard to keep a good sense of "proud"
i venture guess, maybe grab fer a job!

ain't it funny how for my gay sex i'm proud, we're all parading just to get some esteem
tough my world is, ooh, i'd psyche to have fun too - my world's not zealous, ooh, get no health from me
"i bet you can't guess the last word in this vocab book," i said to sara in accelerated english. "what does it start with," she said. "z," i replied. "zealous," she guessed correctly.
and gals lust nude mens' things, but men give lust to me - always lust was private, screwed no dudes
i knew i loved dudes, always winked at buff dudes - but the high i want's to raid his womb
('womb raider' is an actual video game ala 'tomb raider')

i wanna have some fun (i wanna have some fun)
screw his godly balls and schlong (prove mine oddly not on-par)
i wanna have some drugs (i wanna have some drugs)
screw his godly balls and schlong (prove mine oddly not on-par)

hey, i've got a party to go to tonight - my bored life might be saying that i'm lame without it
i am ready and fin'lly out of my world

working 9 to 5 each and ev'ry day (love your job, cuz you're so lame - no work, no aim)
i so know lust with dudes will sink my boredom, ooh, i'm forced to fuck you...cuz boring dorks need a boost
would i need a guy making a thrill if i'd get a hobby, i can't say "no"
i'd cus a life lived at home ev'ry night, get high with the so...cial-made self-esteem (alt. so...cial gay networking)

i wanna have some drugs (i wanna have some drugs)
swooning bodies, alcohol (swooning bods and alcohol)
working hard every day (with no job, i am lame)
life is lame alone all day (i ain't staying home, no way)
i wanna have some fun (i wanna have some fun)
screw this hottie's balls and schlong (prove mine oddly not on-par)
i wanna have some fun (i wanna have some fun)
perk this hottie's balls and schlong (yearn for hottie-balls and schlongs)

i need it (i need it) - my job is (so wanted) - the people (people) jobless (want it)
a boss to (boss to) boss 'em (boss 'em)

i'm just a prisoner, man, help me - i long for chores or j-o-b
whenever i'm stuck, my womb's in-heat - i say "lay with me," to dudes, my ho'
to pass time, yearn for guy-sperm

i wanna have some fun...
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