thinking of the casino, i thought "what's up girl? he lost big bucks again". a few days later, i started writing the song.

what's up, girl?
he lost big bucks again
again?
mmh-hmm
well, what's up with this guy, do you really like him that much?
yes, honey, i LOVE him, he is FINE, he won and bought some nice things for me!
i know he USED TO prove his love for you, but what has he won for you laaaaatelyyyyy

used to be a time you'd show good love to me
ooh, the gambling addict was all mine
your wins seemed lucky and oh-so peachy-keen
now my wins beat yours, yes, most ev'ry night (that bites)

what have you won for me lately? ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
what have you won for me lately? ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

ooh, the gold and silver always dressed me right
damn it, now the slots just grew your debt (stop!)
now it seems you can't win things, you won't see cash come out
the green you took's dispensed from atm (ain't that a shame?)

what have you won for me lately? ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
what have you won for me lately? ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

i never get no more than cash from work (you know you're no good)
i really think your luck has turned for worse (i'm giving you no lays)

i'm not even thankful for your little thing,
that little thing's a mark of meagerness
you're always putting off all things until you're paid
no slots dispense - you aren't my type, screw it
goodbye, so long!

what have you won for me lately? ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
what have you won for me lately? ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

winning's wild, i swear!
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