i was in the bathroom, dildo up ass and whacking off. i came quickly and was so repulsed at my naivete.

young loafer, you cream so hard each day - there's nothing your bone would need to lay
i feel your repulsion when you hook with the guys
your eyes get lit-up, seeing muscles-manly - there's so much you seem to "nevermind"
you'll feel mighty gross if you just turn a blind eye

hey, armpits might know a stink - your lust is slipping away
the greatness is all in your mind - yeah
don't proceed, know behinds have feces, sweat and say
greatness is all in your mind

believing guys have things on you is such an esteemless point-of-view
you don't freak for armpits when they're something not dry, yes?

make charming your own dude, need no brothers' dicks in your face
replacements will call you unfine, yes!
don't worry, know your plight can heal with master bates
gayness is all in your mind

i know you feel so much in your mind...

hey, armpits might know a stink - your brothers' dicks are the same
and greatness is all in your mind
go jerk it, know behinds have feces, sweat and say
gayness is all in your mind

i know i keep saying this, but my friend tim had a nickname for the "bates" boy a year below us - "master bates".
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