i was in my pool, thinking about how andrea tantaros (of fox news) is always trying to promote the "a woman can do anything a man can do" placebo...most every day...and i thought to myself "accept yourself". and then "come on, girl, can you achieve self-love when there ain't nothing strong-made about you?".

behind every successful man is a woman

behind every physical competition is another one for the gender that can't seem to keep up. (the coney island hot dog eating competition: womens' division...and the gender-based military requirements...and the gender-based sports teams...and the gender-based fitness centers)

come on, girl, can you achieve self-love
when there's not one thing strong-made about you
yes, it shows, hun, when you lift

don't go for second-best, lady, could you outdo the men?
i know, i know you want to make him depressed when he's beat by ladies,
then he'll know she's one to fear

you so need guys to deem your strength as manly, though
chancies are you know you are scared, you go weightlift where man don't go
someone bleeds to be big strong man who lifts two hundred tiring pounds
shame you need to achieve masc'line roles, shame you're nothing without manly pow'r

don't go for self-protest, lady, could you outdo the men?
you know, you know you want to make his the gender that's weak, cuz maybe
then you'll know some self-esteem

brawny poses are a way she can start, cuz she dreams to march with the men
have you seen that "anything man can do" lacks at mens' sporting events
spewing words, the fem'nist spites the gifted guys with the biceps she wants
second-best is gender-based sports - dudes do much better, maybe that's the cause

don't go for self-protest, lady, could you outdo the men?
you won't say no, you want to name wimyn better, but gee
most ladies can do no pull-ups times three

accept yourself (you've got no strength, bitch)
accept yourself (dames' strength ain't great)
though if you want his man-pow'r, maybe bono's how
but sex-change will not get a lady man-strong

yes, men are strong and slightly better
think about your blood-underpants
like you'd bear a son, with your bust he's breastfed
you've been branded mommy, so accept yourself!

accept yourself (hey, hey)

someone bleeds to be big broad man who is much taller than his gal
shame you need to achieve masc'line roles, shame you're nothing without manly pow'r

yes, men are strong and slightly better
think about your blood-underpants
like you'd bear a son, with your bust he's breastfed
you've been branded mommy, you see?

don't go for self-protest, ladies couldn't outdo the men
you know you don't get 'stost'rone, lady, your gender be weak
the way it's meant, you know, it's meant to be

accept yourself (you've got no strength, bitch)
accept yourself (hey, dames lay eggs)
though if you want his manpow'r, maybe bono's how
but sex-change will not get a lady man-strong

accept yourself! respect yourself (hey, hey)
oh, if you want his manpow'r, better date it - don't be sour
men ever are strong, ladies ever are not
accept yourself!
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