i was in the pool, thinking of how seth made the "big time" with his les savy fav band...and "big guys" just came to me as the kind of men i go gaga for. no, seth was not big. my banker is :)

i want a gay guy's nakedness, i want to take and blow 'em
so much larger than mine, i know the dudes' hotness stokes me

the strength that i'd lust for as a small lad
the beef i'd want to prove my worth
i'd want seen as strongest in class to turn my doubt
i'd be pressing no pounds, young men who did won't come around

i had to lust strong men, no vow to be winning as self-fulfilling
i'd see the big boys as lord to this boy, so much muscle unknown
and so i prayed to be big one, but i needed the gym first

big guys - i want a gay guy's nakedness
big guys - i want to take and blow 'em
big guys - so much larger than mine
big guys - i know the dudes' hotness stokes me

guys' armpit-hair's all so thick-made and i beam-up with excited smiles
yes, and how my life was just lived so jealous - they're always better-made
yes, i know men have the rowdiest dicks - i have to say i'm so lesser-made
i know i'm little ever since age ten
yes, i'm second to the big men and yes, i'm a whore who lusts much brawn

big guys - i want a gay guy's nakedness
big guys - i want to take and blow 'em
big guys - so much larger than mine
big guys - i know the dudes' hotness stokes me

big guys, i'm hard when he's bigger
big guys, i'm proud when he's bigger
big guys, i spite being little and in doubt
big guys, his belly doesn't jiggle
big guys, men i rave about
big guys, look at my thirst for man
big guys have a bulge that's quite big big big big big big big big..
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