i wrote a "one moment in time" parody about jackpots happening at one moment in time on slot machines. since downloading the song, i love to sing it and i sing it a lot. it's kinda "always on my mind," but i'll spare you a parody of that song. "one boner inside" just came to me as i was mopping the floor with my steam-mop.

the internet is out, that's why i chose to write this song.

each day i live, i want in me a way-cool dick a-sexing me
i know my lust, a knob-on-pole - i might not say it, heck, i won't
my boner's hard for ev'ry gay whose face is sweet, who's made of strength
i like 'em tall, men super-strong with muscles shaped

give me one boner inside and i'm more man - i'm strong with my king
and all the child-years when my body was faint - they don't matter cuz strongman's in me
give me one boner inside, i'm erasing those memories
yes, with man's hung boner inside i am queer and i feel three-thirds complete

i've lived to see the very best guys flaunting strong-made biceps, yes
i've laid the man, ashamed i can't be near as grand

give me one boner inside and i'm more man - i'm strong with my king
and all the child-years when my body was faint - they don't matter cuz strongman's in me
give me one boner inside, i'm erasing those memories
yes, with man's hung boner inside i am queer and i feel three-thirds complete

you're no winner, you're a strifed guy
on your knees, praising boners on-high - gay is slight

give me one boner inside and i'm more man - i'm strong with my king
and all the child-years when my body was faint - they don't matter cuz strongman's in me
give me one boner inside, i'm erasing those memories
yes, with man's hung boner inside i am queer and i feel three-thirds complete

i'm missing...real self-esteem
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