my last parody was at the end of may. it is july 7th, i have been doing online slot machines for the longest time. i want to do a parody of "maybe this time" from cabaret (the movie version) - "maybe this time i'll be lucky, maybe this time i'll win".

anyway, i have a lot of parody ideas written down, this is one of them.

if i never feel dudes in my arms again
if i never need to get their dicks' semen
if i never need gay lovers now and then
would i ever say lust truly was a gift?
needing one's ass will offend
and his body too, don't wanna screw that
guess i don't wanna breathe his stench
(breathe his stench, breathe his stench)
and i don't wanna feel offense

and i can't stop thinking about, about the way i used to be
with a man's cock freaking me out, i had so much curiosity
when a man's getting out of his threads, how like a girl would i inspect
his chest, his bone - i doubt my guyhood, so i want what's gay

and i am much scared and grossed-out about the crap between his thighs
and a man's not moving without a round of sweat, the gay's not dry
when a man's getting out of his threads, though he's gross i will pretend
that i am fine with dudes who might be so unclean with stench

if i never feel dudes in my arms again
if i never need to get their dicks' semen
if i never need gay lovers now and then
would i ever say lust truly was a gift?
needing one's ass will offend
and his body too, don't wanna screw that
guess i don't wanna breathe his stench
(breathe his stench, breathe his stench)
and i don't wanna feel offense

and i can't stop thinking about just how the gay's insides would be
no, my man-cock's pleasing no ounce of poo, it's yucky to me
when a man's getting out of the Y...god knows that exercise
gets this dude's bod right down with grime, i won't be jerkin' guys

and i can't stop fooling around, abound with jizzum is my heart
no, i can't stop spewing it out, for my wood's yearning - porn's so hot
and i can't bed who showered at 5, cause i know it's past midnight, yes
and i'm not fine with dudes who might be so unclean with stench

if i never feel dudes in my arms again
if i never need to get their dicks' semen
if i never need gay lovers now and then
would i ever say lust truly was a gift?
needing one's ass will offend
and his body too, don't wanna screw that
guess i don't wanna breathe his stench
(breathe his stench, breathe his stench)
and i don't wanna feel offense
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