it's easy to see that bobby brown got her started on drugs. well, the first single from whitney's second album - whitney - was "i wanna dance with somebody," and that's what made me buy it. not this song, as the parody says.

remember when she stepped onto the fame,
i might have known that "all at...once" was great
hear her eighty-five debut - cool songs, though
didn't call me near...number two, i really bought houston

"didn't we almost have it all,"
the one that called me out to whitney
i liked debut, i called the songs quite hip
number two, i'm buying "whitney"

"didn't we almost have it all,"
the psyche i'd get from it was haunting
i know with kevin, songs were greater then
given that dolly parton song

the days houston had sung for kevin while
getting strong protection from the guy
they'll always seem the most and best, she never
sung more than she would, and she'd bring an oldie back again

didn't she always sound so strong
when muscled strongman kept her living
in ninety-two, the bodyguard was it
given that dolly parton song

didn't she always sound so strong
when mighty kevin held her strongly
and no one ever sung the way she did,
given that dolly parton song

didn't she have the best of pipes while "always loving you"
didn't she sing as fine through life? god's love she'd sing unto
she'd never do it again, cuz once she'd go with bobby, she's heading to the end

didn't she almost have it all
her husband always had her tripping
the life she knew would fall apart with him
once with houston, christ was living

didn't she almost have it all
tonight, she heads under the water
you know she'll never come our way again
didn't she almost have it all

living with bobby, that's the fault
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