gambling queen - i was going to the casino with my friend, who said "you are the gambling..." he didn't say queen, he said something that i can't remember, but after he called me a gambling-something, i sung "gambling queeeeeen". gambling is two syllables, it is not gamble-ing. it's gam- bling.

i am writing this song days later, after losing $60 and then putting $40 more in...to win $295.

who's an ass losing time as big bucks fly from his life?
three more whirls, slot machines feeding the gambling queen

friday night's never time to go looking 'round for a ka-sino
never play at night, ooh, it never int'rests me
too crowded to look for some peace

getting money would be so fine, i had won but i'd lose each dime
it's a little slot-magic getting me each time
more is the mood that i have, so when i win some cash...

i am the gambling queen, one hun-dreed needs to be seventeen
gambling queen, need money from the slot machines
who's an ass losing time as big bucks fly from his life?
three more whirls, slot machines feeding the gambling queen

for money earned, i turn them slots...keeps me yearning to win what's lost
should be back with my lovers, yes, three puppies rule
sure they are good, and my bad is when possessed by cash

i am the gambling queen, used to be holding more money
gambling queen, feeling beat by the slot machines
who's an ass losing time as big bucks fly from his life?
three more whirls, slot machines feeding the gambling queen

i am the gambling queen
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