i guess "hanky panky" is always in my head - the first line, anyway - "some girls they like candy". "some girls they like iced tea" or "some girls they like ice cream" is a line i'm sure i've thought when looking into the refrigerator. i was looking into the refrigerator again, thinking about my credit score not being good enough to get a loan and thinking about money, so "some girls they like gambling" came into my head. it's gambling, not gamble-ing, stupid.

just a thought: with "auto-spin," you can gamble all day while you are doing other stuff on the computer. just set your bet low. or do it for an hour with a higher bet. online casinos don't have employees or cleaning crews or food servers to pay, isn't that more money to win? not feeling like you have to leave with more than you came in with, isn't never having to leave a portable casino less money to lose?

maybe this interest in online casinos won't last, but i won $1000 on a 20 cent bet a few days ago. i wasn't set up to have it wired to my bank, so i kept playing and eventually lost it. when i was down to $500, i thought i wasn't betting all lines...so i upped it to the max. i thought i was upping the lines played, but i was upping the bet, so it wasn't long before i lost it all.

i also won $300 on a 20 cent bet after that. i've been playing online slots for about a week, with $150 put in between two casinos. "count spectacular" is what i won $1000 on. later, i took a 4x match bonus, put $250 in, was up to almost $7000, stopped at $3800 and ended up getting $2500 after they took 4x and my deposit out.

some girls they like gambling - and others hate driving-time
why settle for the gambling out there, some gamble right online
shrieking like i'm a scared girl, being sent high winnings - ooh, so cool
i don't wanna be thankless, ooh, i'll just...thank Him

some guys like to wage all, others hate high lose-ing
i'm psyched, man, to find i am sent two hundred - anything
don't bother me with st'istics, i can't get that through my thick skull
the more i get two grand, see, i'll bet online - handy gambling

done online, bets are handy, don't take out your damned logic
i don't want that lie, i just won a grand at gambling - i am not cranky
nothing like when it's handy, don't feel doubt or bash me, bitch
i know i'm alive when i've won a grand at gambling,, right

please don't call a doctor, repair my psychology
i just like things that give big bucks when i'm betting not big money
but i'm not fine with big lost things, though i am fine if winning more things
let me speak to your nagging, you better try handy gambling

done online, bets are handy, don't take out your damned logic
i don't want that lie, i just won a grand at gambling - i am not cranky
nothing like when it's handy, don't feel doubt or bash me, bitch
i know i'm alive when i've won a grand at gambling,, right

ooooooooh...yeah!

what about? yeah! that's an interesting game...
my wallet earns just thinking about it

(jackpots are cool) shrieking like i'm a scared girl
(money is cool) being sent high winnings - ooh, so cool
i don't wanna hear nagging, you'd get hooked - try handy gambling

done online, bets are handy, don't take out your damned logic
i don't want that lie, i just won a grand at gambling - i am not cranky
nothing like when it's handy, don't feel doubt or bash me, bitch
i know i'm alive when i've won a grand at gambling,, right

ooh, yeah...get the picture?

that gambling sinner ain't cool, he lost more than eight times what the fool won (fer sure)
he's making it handy, but his losses will rise - so give it up, dummy, cut your losses (yeah)
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