hot for banker. there are two bankers named matthew i have taken a liking to, out in town. the first, i have sent a lunch gift certificate to...the second, i raved about him in letters of approval (and one disapproval) to the bank. as i was pulling out of the bank's parking lot, "hot for teacher" was playing. so, voila.

oh, wow, man...praise the sexy man...
why do i think that bankers wanna do my bidding?

b-b-banker's got me creamin' - need his toned white beef
so wanna see and suck that tool
banking-guy is so damned swell - love guys big, strewn muscells
banker, please tell me you're faggot too

i think of all the masturbation that i did
the men i'd ogle were never int'rested

oh! i've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
i'm hot for banker
i've got it bad for matt, my strongman-banker

hey, i burn to kiss his ass-crack
i want who's better, give me something like wide, strong backs
whoa! uh!

i yearn around the best men, the best men play football
i didn't know he played in school
bigger balls, they get me off, how men can be my boss
how i will blow that boner too

i think of all the masturbation that i did
real men were whole and they'd never suck mens' dicks

whoa! got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
i'm hot for banker
i've got it bad for matt, my strongman-banker
whoa!

oh, matt, i need your cock to blow...
what are you doin' this weekend?
i'm - oh - real horny...matt's dick's BIIIIG
ooh, yeah!

i'm hot for matt, hot for matt, hot for matt
i'm hot for bankers
i'm wanting matt so bad, i'm hot for bankers

ooh! oh, yes, i'm hot
wow!

OH, MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

(i love that ending - it is so funny, i guess it's supposed to be an orgasm. "OH MY GOOOODDDDDD")
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