"must get out" - i thought to do this song when someone on a gay chat stopped talking to me after i said that i didn't go out but i stayed home working on my website. he had asked "does anyone know good places to go out to" or something. i thought of a zombie walking with his arms stretched in front of him, saying "must get out...must get out".

i live on pc/internet, 'chieving little praise with words to rouse the left
the guys who crap out white semen
they live each day and sneer their work to get with friends
unlike who depends on all the party-times to prove his awe
i'm no guy who lives a life dependant
making use of all my time, breeding what i think with rhyme
open eyes, i'm thinking of their lives, yes

i criticize much, i'm putting q down,
i parody songs while dudes be in town
i'm mocking them cuz they say my life sucks,
hey, living may be painful if you must get out

"this is not good times," he said
"give me some fine whoopie and get my friends"
he loves the awesome fun he gets
around the happy peeps who live reliant

yes, i was humping dudes cuz sex is sure a rockin' time, the looks of awe
slighted guys, the misfits like perfection
saying dudes are awf'lly fine, seeing sexy things they like,
close their ears, won't listen to my rhyming

i criticize much, i'm putting q down,
i parody songs while dudes be in town
i'm mocking them cuz they say my life sucks,
hey, living may be painful if you must get out

there's only so much i can say to you
after all of the things i've seen of you

i criticize one dude's sex as self-doubt
i parody songs while dude eats some brown
i'm mocking him cuz he plays with guys' nuts
this ditz, he'd say he's gay - he's out-of-touch and proud
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