i was thinking again of how my mom doesn't seem to want to be around me anymore. in one of my last songs, "shameless," i affirm my heros as a child - prince, madonna, stephen king.

my name is perv, yet i'm not fucking
my name is perv, no one i'm boning
writing's my love, i'll fuck your vows
and i'll get your thoughts fucked, so yo hear me out

in the beginning, in eighty-three, i got a present - hey, it played beats
hear busdriver's cassette, sure gets it heard so loud
sounds like the beats are the older crowd's
i liked so much when i'd grown 'nough to strut my beats
my songs were heard, age thirteen, heard mornings

"like a virgin," sang by the slut-queen
i made my friends all wanna punch me, hurt me

my name is perv and i'm corrupted
yes, it's from the junk i've been subjected
my role's my christ and i've rolled with sin
sign o' the times, a rare christian
though i spew godness, there's much i lack
when it comes to knowledge most christians have
around some christians, i sound so dumb
when my lyrics move them, who will hang/who'll run?
that's why i'm not in with friends of christ
few get my views, and no one will try

my faith is big, though i'd be flunking
i've gained knowledge of nothing holy, shirk me

my name is perv - i so wanna be seen by elites of god as what is holy
i'm on the int'net with nasty tones that hate what's gay, cuz i must save my soul
i'm queer to tell you as a better gay, i am more the manly if i stray from gays
i'm gay, hey, but i'm better...ooh...so better than q
cuz i've got no feigned esteem to beg or yearn for dudes

my name's fulfilled and i am hunky
my name's fulfilled, i'm fuckin' manly
writing's my love, i'll fuck gay vows
and i'll get your thoughts fucked, so yo hear me out
you won't feel it's proud to go freaking out for his penis, penis, penis...

my name is perv, yet i'm not fucking
my name is perv, no one i'm boning

my name is finished, and i'm not rapping (or attempting the rap)
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