i started with the "and i don't understand why you bleed an egg" line

all i can say is that your lives look pretty fake
i like watching the dumb girls lifting weights
and, sure, i'll include just the girls with leagues for wombs
competing not with dudes, the little babe is not shamed

i just want someone to name you weak, uh-oh, uh-oh
i know you need male 'dentitay
i know you like to feel supeeee...rioritay
don't say you're meek and it grants you strength

but i don't understand why you bleed an egg
yet you want to pertain to manly strength
when all you can move is things that would not make men strain,
and you live life gender-based cuz it's a lady-thang
to feign...mens' strength...it's fake

all i can say is that your pride is pretty gay
you don't like life's points and truths
and pride parades spin the shame...it's all changed

i just want someone to name you weak, uh-oh, uh-oh
i know sports teams are gender-based
i know we like to see the female as militray (military)
won't say you're meek, but it's gender-based
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