i was walking towards my car from the grocery store, when i saw a couple walking in front of me. everywhere i go, every couple i see, the man is the taller one. now, tom cruise may be an exception, but men are predominately taller than wombn. gee, dad, it's a wurlitzer.

gee, dad, she's shorter...gee, dad, she's breakable...gee, dad, she looks lesser than men. actually, the only thing i thought of at that moment was "black boy, white girl" from the song as "tall boy, short girl".

you might...know of...the strong wimyn of spin
and you guys won't vow to name them liars
some wimyn show that they yearn for what isn't
did you name them tough? yeah, be scored if you didn't

see tall white boy, see short black girl
and say the womb is manly-great
vagina bleeds, lets off an egg

there was a time when she did not care
females were fine with the facts of males
there's wimyns' dream just to get more manly
well, i'm sure schools lack sports teams with no men on

see stronger boys - see more slight girls
don't say the womb's a man's teammate
see stronger boys - see more slight girls
don't say the womb's a man's teammate
vagina bleeds, lets off an egg
see stronger boys - see more slight girls
don't say the womb's a man's teammate
wombs never reach such manly strength

you might know of the strong wimyn of spin
yes, you might know now to name them liars
some wimyn won't see the girls' estrogen is
not the way the buff man has shaped what was flimsy

see stronger boys - dream on, slight girls
her egg won't soothe her fantasay
see taller boys - see shorter girls
and face the truth, the man's who's great
wombs never see such awesome strength
see wider boys - see narrow girls
and say the wombn can save day
when guys achieve the awesome strength

she's wrong, name her liar
tall boy, short girl
she's wrong, wants to feign her tough
tall boy, short girl

dream on...

the daughters are flimsy
strong wimyn of spin
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