i heard "you're so real" in my pool, i've been thinking about doing "you're too real" for the longest time.

yes, my man - i know you think i'm creepy,
though guys are talking crazy, adoring butt-fudgepacking
sorry, dude, you bleed for guys to freak you
cuz you like the penis, mine too, half a stud - mens' gender trips you

i'm no "guy," no, i'm manly - you're much-slight
you start to drool for dicks, why? maybe they're all new and fine
shame on me, i've got a weakness in me, i see man's penis near me
i know glee, dude's penis cheers me

sometimes, porn's the best time - it's never wet or sad
butts might stink - it's gamy, feels bad
i'm sad i want a sex life, i can't much try

cuz when the sons are kinky in my room with no clothes
naked guys, i'm naked, makes me feel so bold
though i won't slip inside butts, i do just want my boner poop-free
cuz that's truth, baby - well, you're too real

fuck his mound, give more head - might you not know what's all about guys
you want shown things on men, you ain't feeling that fine
dates oddly make-up for things you won't be
if you could understand things, would you look/get big-eyed here?

sometimes, porn's the best time - it never smells so gross
a pretty firm build, a sticky grime on
and i like porn, no ass-time - what's real just don't feel right

cuz when the sons are kinky in my room with no clothes
naked guys, i'm naked, makes me feel so bold
though i won't slip inside butts, i do just want my boner poop-free
cuz that's truth, baby - well, you're too real

i always know just what dudes are
it gets me thinking ones undressed won't be that fine for sex

cuz when the sons are kinky in my room with no clothes
naked guys, i'm naked, makes me feel so bold
though i won't slip inside butts, i do just want my boner poop-free
cuz that's truth, baby - well, you're too real
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