as i was searching the refrigerator for something to eat, i was thinking of - well, matt the banker - and i thought that people his age have been totally indoctrinated into the "born this way" mentality by public schools and stuff. and that brough to mind the little genderivoids with nose-rings and tongue-rings and no definitive masculine or feminine look to them.

i thought that by thinking one is "born this way," one thinks there's no reason to be sexually attracted to anyone. "reason to be hard" got me thinking of jenn kelly, who narrated the goings-on while i was comatose in the hospital. she narrated on cassette tapes and brought them over. she went to the play called "hair" that summer, and she was narrating on the tape about the song "easy to be hard". so, here's "reason to be hard". i have to hear this song on youtube, because i have no idea how it goes. i just remember jenn's voice talking about it.

the song sounds familiar - maybe jenn recorded the song onto the tape. she must've.

yeah, come to think of it, she put lots of songs into her narrations.

how can people be so clueless
how can people feel there's no reason to be hard?
feelings do not show

how their wieners stand to greet me
how can they ignore what's said?
seeing dudes strip down brings an "ooh" and "oh"

when the chest hair is seen, oh, the past comes out saying
"you carry a weakness, friend, so go to fuck him"
"you are molded - hair, you've had to be without"
"how about not being picked for teams, you wimp?"

how can people be so clueless
i know my love humps the dudes
being too damned thin, teen years knew self-doubt

when his pecs can be seen, oh, the past comes out saying
"you carry a weakness, friend, so go to fuck him"
"you are molded and self-doubt won't leave you now"
"how about you be with men, you dream of this"

how their wieners stand for penis
how can they ignore what's said?
reasons to be hard, screaming "ooh" and "oh"
seeing dude strip down, he's my true male-role
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