i was advertising on dudesnude.com while cupping my left ass cheek in my hand. with the tips of my fingers touching the inside of my crack, i glanced at a picture of a man's chest and quickly glanced away.

i love myself, i'm flaunting my butt-cheek and i get proud my butt is so stunning
i've yearned for sex, i've gotten so grimey, i saw better men - i'd be fooled cuz they're like me

i don't want men who're hot for sex when i think of how dudes have yuck in them
ohohoh, i don't want sweat or body-scents - oh no, oh no, oh no

burly ones can make my love cumming, for the hung man shakes my pride
men all around, in awe i'm happy, i'm wanting raped tonight

i so excite to see dudes so brawny, think i would die if his firm booty scorned me
his poo could reek, fucking nuts - why'd i want dudes?
i'd get out of his reach, i'd screw anything but poo

i don't want men who're hot for sex when i think of how dudes have yuck in them
ohohoh, i don't want sweat or body-scents - oh no, oh no, oh no - yeah!

i love myself, it's not poo from heiney - men psyche me out, not their poo - the butt reeks
i've yearned for sex, i'm mocking those nights frea...king more better men, i want douche screwing heineys

i don't want men who're hot for sex when i think of how dudes have yuck in them
ohohoh, i don't want sweat or body-scents - oh no, oh no, oh no

i want dudes, i don't want smelly-body sex - instead of being 'round dudes, i touch myself
ooh! ooh! ooo-ooh!

i don't want men who're hot for sex when i think of how dudes have yuck in them
i don't want men who're hot for sex - 'stead of being 'round dudes, i touch myself

i touch myself, i touch myself, i touch myself, i honestly do, i touch myself
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