another parody i started after masturbation - "i don't want a guy"

once again, my jizz is dryin' after porno-sex is done
always getting off online does save me, should i need to cum
deem my ways a little odd and quip that i'm just so lame
it is no psyche to lay whoever when he's all a question on the brain

i don't want a guy, don't want his mind
something like a girl, he raised his ass - ooh, damn, it's poo-smelly
though i'm jizzin, viewing brawny beau's image - dudes's no blarney stone
i must find a way of getting off, cuz maybe i don't want a guy

dude's all-in-all the same as dylan, but something seems so gnarly on...mens' bods
pretending not to know his dick and denying what i am is wrong
ev'ry boner queers are sexing compensates for their frowns
i know the whores, they lust the gender - what they hurt for, what just ain't been found

i don't want a guy, don't want his mind
something like a girl, he raised his ass - ooh, damn, it's poo-smelly
though i'm jizzin, viewing brawny beau's image - dudes's no blarney stone
i must find a way of getting off, cuz maybe i don't want a guy

ooh, i don't want a guy

awesome manly bods, they're just unfathomed, what i'll never be
someone just is lost, i can't go on make-believing i'm not real thing

cuz i have got a guy, so mock "gay pride"
nothing in the world can take it back, my male identity
though i'm jizzin, viewing brawny beau's image - dude's no blarney stone
when i'm giving dudes a hearty blow, minute two i'm hardly sold
i must find a way of getting off, cuz maybe i don't want a guy

i don't want a guy - ooh, i don't want a guy
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