well, i guess he just started working at the cranberry
township giant eagle, he's always so confidently twirling
a keychain at the front of the store, i'd say he's a manger.
his presence makes my jaw drop, though i cannot speak to him
unless he says something to me. kinda like jackie when she
said, to donna i believe, that she can't let hyde know that
she likes him unless she knows he likes her.
the first time i saw him, i was awestruck. i saw him today
when i went to buy draino, he's taller than me and wow
are his shoulders broad and manly-looking. i saw watermelons
when i was leaving with the draino, bought one, and i must
say that i really love to look at him (from afar - not up-
close - and again i will bring up jackie).
i got home and realized that i wanted to buy large pickles
a few days ago, pickles have zero calories and emough large
ones can replace a meal. so i went back, i got the pickles,
i was doing the auto-checkout and i thought he was staring
at me with another cashier. i wouldn't look up, i only
stare at him from afar, he reminds me of the clerk at the
frederick (maryland) mailboxes,etc, the one who saw me
arrive in the parking lot and delivered my computer out to me.
i didn't say anything but "thanks for bring my computer out".
i think that i'm the greatest but it's so hard for me to think
that anyone that i take an interest in will be interested in
me. i wish i had a picture of his face, i want to masturbate
after thinking about him.
besides, how dumb would it be to speak to him when i'm
buying a bottle of large pickles? if HIS pickle matches the
rest of his manly body, it's as thick as the dill pickles.
maybe he wants to suck dyl's pickle. ha.
i remember mike natiello in 5th grade who said a quick "hi,
danielle, i love you, i wanna hump you". he didn't say it
right to her, i guess a bunch of people were around and
talking, and danielle probably didn't hear him. i thought
of that when i was in my car..."hi, danielle, i love you, i
wanna hump you". "hi, big pickle, i love you, i wanna hump
i'm just going to masturbate. i wish i had his picture.