you don't date?
quoth sheldon cooper: "The need to find another human being to share one's life with has always puzzled me. Maybe because I am so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may *you* find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own.
as for inspecting anyone else's body with every one of one's
seven senses, the only "perfect specimen of manhood" i need
is a photo. i will admit that masculinity is somewhat of a
"discovery zone," i will admit to being somewhat of a
masculivoid, but porn is enough of a crutch for me.
one thing that always makes me look away, one thing that is
as repulsive as my own toilet-dung, is a close-up of anyone's
asshole. now, i may maintain that all cocks are not created
equal...but all assholes are. unless a man's behind is firm
with muscle, i will not be doing anything near an asshole. i
once stuck my tongue - er, no, my finger - in someone's asshole
and i felt the tip of a log. that's all too much of a slap
in the face.
didn't cher have a line in moonstruck that went
something like this: "SNAP OUT OF IT!"
step right up if your shit doesn't stink, but since it does
then i don't think i should even be putting tim tebow or matt
muchnok on a pedestal...because i'm just going to be let-down
in the end. or on account of the rear-end.
didn't billy joel say "you're only human...woo, woo"
in the words of prince, "i would rather drink six razor-
blades...razor-blades from a paper cup".
come to think of it, maybe it was my tongue and not my finger
that felt the end of the piece of shit up his ass.
so i like to look at big strong men...i don't need anyone
telling me that i am living an incomplete life if i do not
relish in using my other six senses to familiarize my
clueless self with masculinity.
ha. i just thought of a parody of springsteen's "human touch"
that i should make. "human crutch".
SNAP OUT OF IT!
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