i wasn't deliberately trying to be odd or eccentric...
...the chair was too tall to hold in front of me and walk to goodwill's check-out line, so i held it on top of my head


"not interested in the opinions or company of others"
(take a look at my cam, i'm in my room all day)
"mischievous sense of humor"
(i've been called to the police department for a few of my opinionated letters to companies)
"opinionated and outspoken"
(take a look at the "letters" links in years 2012 and 2013)
"unusual living or eating habits"
(in my room all day, no real sleeping or eating schedule, a gay "chatter" commented on my eating chili at 3am)
(ps, i swear i've been smelling old dog pee for a while...time to clean the mattress)
"happy obsession with a hobby or hobbies"
(in my room and on the internet all day, my website of 14 years...or the youtube playlist of "the nanny" that i listen to as i'm online?)
"nonconforming attitude"
(so the police are called when i wear wrestling singlets in public, so i wear a "cleveland browns" cap in pittsburgh)
here's a response i sent to someone on a gay-hookup site after (quite out of the blue) he said "i'm still wanting to meet".

(he was black, that's why i quoted salt-n-pepa)

hello again. "two inches to a yard, rock-hard of if it's sagging, i ain't too proud to beg". but, "two inches to a yard, rock-hard or if it's sagging," i'm not likely to find myself actively "chasing waterfalls" (or men) anywhere but online. someone just sent me a message like he's really interested in meeting...i was going to write a note like the one i am writing to you, but i didn't.

the truth is, i don't really have any intention of meeting anyone. yesterday, i told someone online that, though i used to do it, i think that making plans to meet strangers for sex is goofy. i think that making plans to meet strangers for anything is goofy.

maybe i should put this on my profile so people don't assume that i'm wanting to get laid. i spend most of my time online, so i basically just like to chat - i'm not saying that meeting face-to-face will never happen, but i am a bit eccentric...and "not interested in the opinions or company of others" is but one characteristic of eccentrics that i have (i have a bunch of others, i got this list from an online encyclopedia: - i put it on my jagged little dyl website because...though i don't know if "that's so raven," i certainly can say "that's so dylan" when i look at it: http://jaggedlittledyl.com/sitepics/eccntric.jpg

check out my site, www.jaggedlittledyl.com , unless you're there now