BANNED IN THE U.S.A.



in cranberry township, i have been banned from petsmart because of the letters of complaint that i have written. i have been banned from dollar bank, from citizens bank, from huntingdon bank...from the green valley veterinary hospital (that's not in cranberry, it's in new brighton). i don't do it intentionally, i swear, i simply write letters of complaint - and i get banned.

alright, maybe my letters of complaint are as explicit as "2 live crew" was in 1989, i guess i do regard it as a badge of honor when i am banned from places. rape rooms, hannibal lecter, bloody vaginas, sexism and gay-bashing...my letters can get as nasty as janet jackson.

what's so intimidating about bloody vaginas, it's nothing unheard of, vaginas bleed out an egg every month. egg-bleeding vaginas. and what's so bad about rape-rooms, we're embracing islam.

i wish i had saved all of the letters i'd gotten from these companies. the only one i have is the one from green valley veterinary hospital, i had just recently received it. damn it, i should have saved them all.

check out my site, www.jaggedlittledyl.com , unless you're there now