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...february 9th...so bored...i'm just gonna write...

i'm not a complete shut-in...i do things all the time. aside from my website of (homo)sexual assault, i've experienced UP-CLOSE AND PERSONALLY each of the following things...be them old or new - brighton sheffield and niles the butler (on tv, that is - they're both so studly), pittsburgh lawyer (so many pittsburgh lawyers are sexy), browns town (cleveland), blue sky (who hasn't?), yellow sun (who hasn't?), green valley, veterinary hospital, movie by tim burton, road pronounced both as "mcelhainy" and "mcelhinny," the lesser gender (who hasn't had their fill of "strong women" who think that lifting a 50 pound barbell is commendable?) , pennsylvania highways (route 22/easton, i-78/good shepard rehabilitation hospital, route 68/zelienople, route 32/new hope (fag haven), and the turnpike i-76).

my name is not pepe le pew, though i am not sure where the scent of dog urine comes from so i can't get rid of it. i just deal with it as i'm on my bed and typing on the computer. my name is not simon le bon or matt le blanc, though i'd like to be in a band or to act on tv and stage). my name is not scott le ah, though i do let out an "ah" in relief when the scent of "pepe le pew" is gone...actually, i let out an "AH!" in disgust when the scent returns.

that being said, i have never seen sexism run rampant as much as i have at an actual vet's office: 13 vaginas working there and absolutely NO MEN. something must be done about members of the lesser gender, it's like they won't take a hint from their monthly egg-bleed or their milk-leak or even gender-based sports teams and gender-based military requirements. check out any bodybuilding website, they think they can get as strong as man by training hard and eating. THEY LACK TESTOSTERONE, of course they can't get as strong as men. i am a lackadaisical bodybuilder, but i still get shots of esteem when i see what Strongwoman posts as her weightlifting stats on her "blog". her body looks like it'd be stronger than mine, but it's not. females have it so easy. men are taller, broader, stronger, why shouldn't we be known as the greater gender?

i am not saying that every member of the lesser gender is a 'ho, not that that's even a bad thing...I'M a 'ho. er, i used to be 'hoing it up in hotels from jersey to florida, from florida to texas. i am a ho and i spit when i hear a cd by Live called "black mountain". i guess you'd call it "black mountain ho spittle". that tim burton movie would make me spit "tim burton ho spittle," the browns don't make me spit "browns football ho spittle" because i hate the steelers fans' psychotic idol-worship of the steelers. speaking of pittsburgh, i love being atop mount washington - i'm not used to big mountains, i am used to the valley. green fields and green trees - the whole green valley makes me spit a lot of "green valley ho spittle," i don't like the valley - i like mountains. mountains are big and manly, a valley is like a vagina. i hate vaginas, i hate females, so naturally i spit a lot of "green valley ho spittle".

why is "spittle" not spelled "spital" - why is "whittle" not spelled "whital" - why is "little" not spelled "lital". why is "spittle" not spelled "spital" - maybe it once was, and (over time) the spelling was changed. which begs the question, do i (or any ho) spit "green valley ho spittle" when i am not atop a mountain...or do i spit "green valley ho spital," i think so much spelling in the english language should be changed so that words that sound the same and rhyme are spelled the same. i know i've mentioned my issue with spelling before.

yes, the spelling of some words in the english language does not reflect an accurate pronunciation of the word. someone has to check all of the words, someone has to vet the words, vet the accuracy of the spelling and make sure that it reflects the pronunciation. i wouldn't mind being the vetter of the english language. yes, i would mind...even if i was relaxing in a green valley next to a pool with a laptop on my quadriceps, i'd still get frustrated. i'd want to spit out of disgust...ha, i'd be spitting "green valley vet ho spital," i guess...er, maybe "green valley vetting ho spital". yeah, i guess that's more accurate, just because my spit would be the spit of a "vetting ho".

oh well, i guess it's time to go to the casino. that's what i travel on route 68 for. well, sometimes i go to zelienople with my mom and take 68.

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