tuesday, march 05, 2013
one policeman and two mental health men came to my house
today. i didn't know which of my letters that they got a
complaint about, not until he started reading the letter.
having nothing to go on until he started reading the letter,
i was clueless and trying to justify my innocence.
when he read the letter, i justified my innocence just as i
did in the letter. something like this: "if the big
bang theory gives its audience about taking a class on
(and i quote) '100 ways to rip a guys' nuts off,' then i
need a class telling me 100 ways to rip a wombn's mammary
glands off". the letter is here.
i was scared when i saw a police car in the driveway after
the doorbell rang. i was scared because i didn't know what
they were here for. they wouldn't tell me who they got a
tip from, but i was circulating the essay-in-question about
3 weeks ago...so it couldn't have been seen as that big of a
this is a notch on my bedpost. one of the mental-health
workers, big white man with black hair and black eyes, is so
invited into bed with me.
check out my site, www.jaggedlittledyl.com
, unless you're there now