here's another Strongwoman-bashing parody...sung by Strongwoman, herself!

"boyshorts", the device that lets girl-soldiers pee like a man, high-heeled shoes, shoulderpads, these all contribute to the "masculine wannabee" aspect of vagina-people...as do the following: gender-based sports and other physical competitions, gender-based hot dog eating competitions, gender-based fitness centers (only for the lesser gender), anything to keep men from competing against the lesser gender.

i feel like the school-principal, edward rooney, in "ferris bueller's day off," when he finally caught ferris skipping school:
"i've got ya, ferris...so, how would you feel about another YEAR of high school, hmn? under my close, PERSONAL supervision".

i've got you, Strongwoman...from boyshorts to curves fitness...so, how would you feel about being made a mockery of, hmn?"

sometimes...my heart and my mind are opposed
sometimes...i can't tell myself that i'm lesser than T-stosterone
but why?
cuz it's pride...i deny that he's stronger and
just about every broad shares my hurt
i am with spite, lack his might - damn me, i'm meek

i'm always number two and i feel dismayed
all because of douche and my monthly egg-lay
it's gender trumping stuff like equal-al'ty
that stuff's a front taught in public schools

who's slight? i can't equal the masculine types...oh, my!
and i wear heels, wow i am short
looking up at the dudes rubs me wrong
no righteous height, oh give me might
shoulderpads on...

i'm always number two and i feel dismayed
always under dudes so i want high heels made
it's gender trumping stuff like equal-al'ty
that stuff's a front taught by woman-fools

pride is really spite
all show - can't compete with guys
yes, we ain't the best...keeping separate
don't doubt us cuz

you don't know what it's like to feel this feigned
always number two when our hearts want to reign
it's gender trumping stuff like equal-al'ty
that stuff's a front - the awesome ones are dudes
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