i've been wanting to do "all over goog" ever since i found my site all over google - i am doing it now because now that i am "all over goog," well, i have been so focused on GETTING "all over goog" that i've lost the drive to add more content to my site. "alright, now what?"

i haven't done nearly as many parodies this year, i guess because of the time i've invested in getting "all over goog". now i know what it feels like for the "men" in the gay chat rooms who are always using "bored and horny" to describe themselves.

i may not be horny, but i am bored. i've been humping the mattress a lot, i realize now that it was to keep me from being bored. i haven't been doing a lot regarding content for my site, i should start to. well, i think my imagination is running again, just after these three paragraphs.

there's something i'm bored of, since now i'm on google in first place
it must be no other than seeing no achievements made
i'm stunted, mind's raped and ripped out cuz of goog...yeah

all over goog, all thoughts of me
it's done, i'm seen, it's time
i'm off to write a song
par'dy, it's fun to think and rhyme
makes me proud, way aroused

it's one thing i thought of, think 'bout what is google and page-rank
it stuns me no others i'd seen would post this easy way
of bucking page-rank and given first on goog...yeah

all over goog, all thoughts of me
it's done, i'm seen, it's time
i'm off to write a song
par'dy, it's fun to think and rhyme
makes me proud, way aroused
rank it now, make me count
make me proud, rank it now, make me count

all over goog, i own first three
all over goog, i indexed me
makes me proud, way aroused
rank it now, make me count
make me proud, rank it now, make me count

there's something i'm bored of, since now i'm on google in first place
it must be no other than seeing no fame, fame, fame!

all over goog are thoughts of me
it's fun to see my sites
i'll often write and know
i'll see my stuff through keywords typed
makes me proud, way aroused
rank it now, make me count
make me proud, rank it now, hey!
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