when i was in the bathroom i looked at my penis and thought of another parody to do. of matchbox 20's "can you help me, i'm bent".

if my balls are not too great, dick won't much be fucking twats
if i get true admiration, queer is then what gets me off
if i see some hunk who's hung, then his allure will slight my shaft
and, yes, i'd like to stroke men naked - make me proud, the righteous men

shouldn't feel so odd, i hate it
lust shows me what is a broke self-image

can you help me, mine's bent
i've no hair on my chest or the look of the best boy
please straighten my dick!
yes, this is how i have lived - with bruised esteem, bent

since i couldn't see with esteem, look, i mated with his cock
should i live like guys if i see my own dude as slightly a wrong
i started doubting my own place when
i'd know what strong men hold right over my head

can you help me, mine's bent
i'm no male cuz they're better, i look like a debtor
please straighten my dick!
yes, this is how i have lived - with bruised esteem, bent

scarred self-esteem, i'm never enough and i see awe in penis
scarred self-esteem, keep bending me oh until guys cum neatly in my shit

shouldn't feel so damned elated
the love of the men, oh, just something i've missed

can you help me, i'm bent
i'm no male cuz they're better, they look like i'll never
please straighten my dick!
and give me power and strength
and dude-esteem and pep, yes
no doubt, understanding, queer just won't bear its head

can you help me, i'm bent
i'm no man cuz they'll ever be seen as much better
yeah, their aids in my shit
and that is how i will end, with h.i.v. - dead
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