for someone not addicted to gambling, i sure have spent lots of time and money in real and virtual casinos. not long after using structured-settlement lawyers to get me a portion of my 2015 lump-sum in 2013, i hit a "random jackpot" - twice. i clicked over to the cashier and withdrew, but by the next day i canceled the withdrawal and played more. soon i was betting $100 at a time, and soon after i lost the $8000.

the reality of not having money - paired with the reality of not being able to "take the money and run" from online casinos - hit me like a hammer. i'm free of my disease.

feels like i pay and you take, you made somebody's bank break
and now i have to let you go, i can't do casinos
i get loose change - it's never luck or a good day
and i've been wronged by casinos, i have to let you go

oh, i guess i'm burned, it's over - won't be try'ng to get your money out
you are a jerk...yes, you are...i lost my disease

deep inside, i hate my dream of "easy money"
i can live without you, yes, but what am i supposed to do without you
keep your witchcraft from me, don't bring your addiction to me
i lost that disease

seems like i've made a big mess, you'd get my green and my wins, yes
you drove me to go hire a settlement attorn(ey)
never did i think i'd do that bullshit, oh i spite who i am - it's
true i've been burned, it's madd'ning...it lost my disease

fearful cries - you made my knees start shaking, made me
hire jim downtown, who'd tell me how can i erode my future money
keep your witchcraft from me - broke, the whole addiction left me
i lost my disease

yeah, well, i think that i'm rich, so leave me be while i'm hurling money down machines
dudes say my money's running out - please, can't you see more's coming?
need these slots, keep telling myself that i'm owed jackpot
dude, i feed on my disease

get help treating my disease
needing my disease
yeah, well, i got a disease

deep inside, i hate my dream of "easy money"
i can live without you, yes, but what am i supposed to do without you
keep your witchcraft from me, don't bring your addiction to me
i lost that disease

yeah, well, i think that i'm rich, so leave me be while i'm hurling money down machines
dudes say my money's running out - please, can't you see more's coming?
need these slots, keep telling myself that i'm owed jackpot
dude, i feed on my disease
yeah, needing slot machines
get help beating my disease
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